Midge is a Chihuahua-rat terrier mix who serves on duty with the Geauga County Sheriff's Department. She has become a celebrity and doesn't reveal her age or weight to the media. She graciously posed for a few pictures at the fair.
- I called up SeaWorld. I got a recorded message that said: Calls may be recorded for training porpoises.
- How much does a pirate charge for corn? A buccaneer. Or an arrrm and a leg.